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Rating: 3.7/5 (461 votes cast)

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ye swetar apk liye hai

Ye swetar apk liye hai

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Pehen lena,ab thand aa gai h.

Happy thandii..

Rating: 3.5/5 (63 votes cast)

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Hila zor se hila

hila pura hila

dil se hila

sabke samne hila

jitna hilaogay utna

maza ayega

warana halwa jal jayega:P

Rating: 3.8/5 (708 votes cast)

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thora sa karne do

Plz thora sa karne do

kisi ko pati nahi chale ga

bus thora sa karne do

aik chota sa sms

Rating: 3.7/5 (592 votes cast)

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Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye

Teacher : Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye.

Student : Wo to ho hi nahin sakta.

Teacher : Kyon?

Student : Kyon ki itna chota condom ban hi nahi sakta.

Rating: 3.8/5 (712 votes cast)

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Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi…

Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi:

Faraz clerk hai 5000 pagar hai

uper se 15000 kamata hai

lardki walle: lardki nurse hai

2500 pagar hai + nicche se 50000

kamati hai!

Rating: 3.9/5 (664 votes cast)

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dekho eik couple sex kar raha hai

dheere

mar gayi

ahah

chal ab bas kar

1 rupee k sms mein kya pori blue film dikhaon

Rating: 3.8/5 (551 votes cast)

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2 men were up bcoz their wifes were learning cars

1st:mere biwi raat ko lund pakar kar gear badalti hay

2nd:mere biwi tang utha ke k kahti hay5 litre dal day

Rating: 3.7/5 (459 votes cast)

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larka ,larki dekhne gaya

1 Ladka, Ladki dekhne gaya

Bahut der se SUSU rok rakha tha

baad mein Ladki se bola

SUSU karne ki jagah dikhao.

Ladki sharmate huye:

PAHLE AAP DIKHAO.

Rating: 4.1/5 (680 votes cast)

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kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thi

Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari,

mager saas ne kuch na kaha,

bhala kiun,

kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii

Rating: 3.8/5 (427 votes cast)

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A sardar was running with his pregnent wife

A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,

who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him,

O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,

assi Pizza hut chaley aan,

sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa.

Rating: 3.7/5 (281 votes cast)

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Ek hindi ke teacher ki khuli zip dekh kar…

Ek hindi ke teacher ki khuli zip dekh kar class ki ladkiyan hansene lagein …

Teacher ko gussa aya teacher ne ladkiyon se kaha ke

hehehe karna bandh karo warna nikaal kar khara kardonga

Rating: 3.8/5 (435 votes cast)

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Boy: Breast ke taraf ishara keraty hway

Boy: Breast ke taraf ishara keraty hway, Amme Amme yeh kia hain

Amme: Beta yeh Ghubaray Hain.

Boy: Tu Amme masi kay baray kion hain.

Amme: Tumnay kub daikhay.

Boy: Jub papa un main hawa bhar rahay thay

Rating: 3.9/5 (448 votes cast)

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Free Pick up + Dinner + Nigtht Stay

Free Pick up + Dinner + Nigtht Stay + Malish is just one call away,

Just dail 15 (police) and say Tussi Saray panchod ho

Rating: 3.7/5 (252 votes cast)

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Wo kon sa player hai

‘Fwd: Aaj ka Quiz:

Wo kon sa player hai Jo din ko India k liye khelta hai aur raat ko Pakistan k liye???

Sania Mirza..

Rating: 3.9/5 (485 votes cast)

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Hath kese Thamon

7 chlne k lye tmhara hath kesy thamon

Dost

Tmhe to doosron k tattay uthany se furst nh milti

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