Funny Short Jokes To Text

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Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water?

Try spelling Evian backwards. NAIVE

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy" until you find a rock.

Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?

He sold his soul to Santa

What do the letters DNA stand for?

National Dyslexics Association

Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

A: 1 U.S. leader

What's another word for thesaurus?

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Excuses are like asses, everyone's got em and they all stink.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? 

Juan on Juan.

Why is sex like a game of bridge? 

If you have a good hand, you don't need a partner.

Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?

A: B-52... F-16... B-1... F-18... B-2

Q. What's the ultimate rejection?

A. When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

Q. How do you double the value of a Yugo?

A. You fill it with gas.

Q. What do you do with 365 used rubbers?

A. Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

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