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Saturday, 27 July 2013

Funny Sms Jokes

Funny Sms Jokes History

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When a Girl Accepts Your Friend Request

it means she accepted Your "Friendship" Not Your "Proposal"..

When a Girl sends you a Friend Request

it means She wants to be your Friend not Your Girlfriend.

When She Tag you

it means she wants to share her Thoughts with You

'n not that She's Lost in Your Thoughts..

When she comments on Your status

it means She's just being Social 'n not Flirting..

When She Like Your comment

it means She like Your Comment not You. !

When a Guy does Something Wrong...

Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp !!!

Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!

Girl : I can't believe you did this.

Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/

When a Girl does Something Wrong...

Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!

Girl : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!

Boy : I can't believe you did this.

Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making me feel Worse..!!

Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/

Husband sent a text to wife at night,

"Hi I will get late, plz try and wash all my dirty clothes

And make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return."

He sent another text, "I forgot to tell u that I got an increase in

My salary at the end of month I'm getting u a new car"

She text back, "Omg really?"

Husband Replied: "No I just wanted to make sure u got my 1st msg."

I Saw It With My Eyes But Couldn't Understand It

Took It In My Hands, But Couldn't Understand It

Keep Thinking For A Long Time, But Again Couldn't Understand It

It was Not A Dream,

It was Is Not A Love,

It was Not Even Friendship,

Then I Realized: "It Was Question Paper"

When Someone Touches You

And You Don't Feel It,

Its Ignorance.

When Someone Touches You

And You Feel It,

Its Love.

But When Nobody Touches You

But You Feel It, Then Its Khujli ..

If you love someone

Fight for him/her ...

But

If that someone loves somebody else ...

.Bega nast woma khafa da yaar kosa ki

Yar raowato da kora pa gussa ki

Che ye sa pa khwala ratla haga ye owe

Der ye oratalam khpala darwaza ki

Bia ye owe che ta rog ka lewany ye

Ma we rog insane na garze pa shpa ki

De we da kho nema shpa tora tiara da

Ma wey khwan kawi dedan da yar tyara ki

De we pagala zan ba pa cha mar ke

Ma we khwand kri zankadan da yar kosa ki

1 Saray da kor na ra owato, Khazi pe pa sandal guzar oko

Bahar walar kasano oledo, nu o ye way:

"Da bal sandal hum ra guzar ki che dwana ogandama"

1st Saray: Pa kor ki sirf zama Hukam chalegi, Che za owem che garmi oba rawre

nu bas hagu Garmi oba rawre

2nd Saray: Garmi Oba wali??

1st Saray: Pa garmi obo lokhi kha pakegi kana

Mashom plar ta: Daji mala motor wakhla che garzama pa ki

Plar: Wale da khpay de da sa da para di?

Mashom: 1 khapa da Break da para aw bala da Accelator da para

Sahil par larki owr larka baithy howe tay

Larki nai larkay se pocha: Tum kuch boltay kion nahi??

Larka ne sharmay howe ungli se rait par lekha: Mari Naswar mi acholi d

Megay: Ta do so kalo ye?

Hathi: 3 kalo

Hathi: Aw ta da so kalo?

Megay: 10 kalo

Hathi: Da dono dero kalo ye aw dona waroky wajood?

Megay: Ror de rojo kharab karay de

1 salay pa sarak rawan wo

da yo gaday landay ye spay oledo

Spay da gaday na rakago aw waye way : Rawoza dalla "Ta dase MECHANIC ragaly ye"

1 kor kara gal rala, aw har sa ye ra gwand kra

pa akhira ki 1 janamaz wo haga ye hum ra wagesto

Da kor bodia khaza owe: Da kho rata pregda, mong ba pe moz kawo

Gal: waly za darta musalman na khkarama so?